Milkshake Dates
For the fast and furious walker
Why can't you be my stalker
Miss sister to the only mister
To offer me ciggy butt money
Better days of warm nights
Sleeping with bites through my window shutters lost invite
Spiral spinning fandom time counting the next room shuddering
What one would give the world in wonder
Old mates wooden box of love and thunder
Open at the close I told my granddaughter
Only with my super secret spell
Does it open for the insanely well
Hearing all who survive storms to tell
Falling trees in powerful breeze
Dusting pictures in her bedroom gloom
Her remedy to no melody
Jane’s morning calamity
Waiting by her wailing wall
Bedroom purgatory in Valhalla halls
Wonderwall of hanging husbands
Hoping he be at least 6 foot tall
Her tapping feet in back seats to every beat
Raucous ovation to Bon Voyage Jovi declerations
Staring into closets of indecisive niceness
The blackening shall drape thy Lady with her lovely shape
No plain Jane or ostentatiously absurdly sane
Sitting around the overgrown fire with oversized jackets
Another shrieking violet of boys gone wild before all gets quiet
These two tone talking fake witches, be bitches getting stitches
Queen of the god daaaamn
Stay away from this Trap Door Death Star Madam
Swan Lake in good taste for our favourite frozen cake
One that brother shall not touch or partake
Uncommon of knowledge this Zooper Dooper Super Trooper called my brother
Rhino to Whino, the human reisling goon bag
Raging bull in a fine china workshop
How lovely she be with her walking jeans
Exercising her Namaste, those yummy legs in front of me
On Strom Trooper patrol to caution all who proceed
Stare too long and an eye shiner it shall be
Insurance enquiry for increased VicRoads TAC
Send me new sight for my old eyes left behind
Couldn’t help but stare at one so divine
Her sentry eyes do glance side to side
With those stairs of legs painted with liquorice candy
Her days lost staring into those wolf eyes as he devours her pantry
How it would please to just even tease
Adoring her Lexus Luxury Lavish Lips
Oh, did I mention my all time favourite
Top of the list hips
Should a man need ever glance upon grace
For one look at such a lovely face
Sunshine caught in a lighthouse
Hope in our darkest place
Smiling her radiance over harvest or garden
One does take a knee to ask thy ladies pardon
She throws her love like her favourite shoe
Precision placement on heads or heart of the entire crew
Where does the Lady of Crystal Lake go?
Finding lost mystery this Carmen SanDiego
Witness her midnight become the bursting skittles of our rainbow
No black frown on clouds to sit with her sky crown
If only our Lady of split trackies could see
How any colour would show how lovely you be
Good morning to none until she solves her first mystery
Finding her morning mistress
Coffee reclaimed by thy name on her hit list
Interference shall become your named shame
Tune in on the gossip of all nightly chainmail
Her howling LeStat and the brothers who fail
Boy wolf awaits under her favourite moon
Howl with me under night sky or days blue
Birds singing if she only listened
Nature calling in soulful singing
Thank you admission in humble rendition
Walking up to her front door be no roads of perdition
Travelling Ladette in small trucks with cigarette
Nomad in places that your perfume leaves traces
Take me with you in every sunset
Keep me in that heart shaped war chest
Will you hold my world in this wolf pendant
If I should fall
With held word does it call
Armies of the broken world
Ones that will stand at your side
With heart of our painted dark art
Be my daydream
On days perfect of Sunday
Our special place where we smile all day
Never to fade as we pray
For a good excuse of rain
Best hugs under covers
Catching time to lovers
Always to remember
My best December
Happiness never fading
Be it ours forever
