Mr Darkside Fun Slide
Welcome to the blame game of roulette Ansett
Morning regret of smoking Ansell rubber cigarettes
Second chance forced romance
Tony Robbins on cassette in attempts of keeping assets
Tales from her criminology cryptography
Decipher her life with that psycho socio lemon lime cosmo
Encore preview scripted review out the window
Favourite bra left in last year’s halloween I hate you fest
Trick or treating ourselves into cheat and repeat marriages
Jack Skeleton driving souped up pumpkin carriages
Midnight musical coffins
Grave sites for those corpse brides
Scrub daddy barney rubble for couples in trouble
Happy six shooter short game shit breakfast manifest
Two left feet that always seem to meet
Vows of silence in Cathedral keeps
Grab the air looking for that wishing chair
Your profanity of sanity lost in reanimated actuality
Spinning regret held in a bottle foretold by Aristotle
Weekend friends in a circle holding back that head of a turtle
Shall we challenge our labours with Kmart sabers
Duelling fate of keeping senator hearings safe
Only to fall on the early call like Darth Maul
Dice shakes as we play for our highest stakes
House of cards where we throw darts at each others heart
Building prototypes of men in tights
Bourbon in bed for every rolling head
Made in Queen of Hearts false charms class
Coffee hypothesis of prophecies with mispelt apostrophes
Our life be never a debt to death
Art be the cold start choked in my chest
Red wine of my crimson show & shine
Contactual obligation turned statutory declaration
Sign the dotted line confirming my bank managers private line
Tracing body outlines to where my life got left behind
Walking over me that Morning 9am feeling fine
Waiting for my share ride homicide
That four wheeled coffin of Gotham
My inner Bruce that forgot to afterpay his Batman suit
Prized Wayne enterprise family heirloom
The Rolls choice in a birthday suit
My Mazda six called zoom zoom
The killing joke be her stiletto on my throat
Early start blaming stalling car or breaking hearts
An early finish means cooking dinner and doing dishes
Disappointed sigh when the first to finish says goodnight
If only she sees what her world has done me
Ever winter be getting dearer to death as my new friend
I sell worlds as a tour package for the disadvantaged
Left behind magic of men undone in unread mailboxes
Postcard from our inner childs star
Telling me I forget that selling the enemy
Every bit of me is not what I was meant to be
